i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
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