ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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