Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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