maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
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drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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