dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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