he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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