so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
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I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
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I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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