Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Randomize
