every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
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Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
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Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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