I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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