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My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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