When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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