ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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