why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
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90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
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Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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