Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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