What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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