Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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