it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
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He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
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I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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