Cold hands, warm shart.
I love black thongs
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
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we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
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feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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