dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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