Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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