I must be too annoying 4 u.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
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I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
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the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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