Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
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No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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