what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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