Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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