Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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