where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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