dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
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Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
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Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I just want to make out with him forever
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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