There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
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I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
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Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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