New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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