Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
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I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
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WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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