CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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