it was like his penis was on wheels.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
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I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
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My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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