Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
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So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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