She's JV to your varsity
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
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My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
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The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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