The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
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Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
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WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Watching her eat just hurts me
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
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