it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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