he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
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This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
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I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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