apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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