Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
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We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
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I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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