Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
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When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
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He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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