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There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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