Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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