im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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