The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
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The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
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you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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