Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
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I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
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P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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