is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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