whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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