brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
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bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
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yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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