As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
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as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
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He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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