Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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