I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
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Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
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I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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