Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
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