is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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