if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Randomize
