i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Randomize
