My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
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It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
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Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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