you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Randomize
